a guy walked into the board room and said
"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"
and i just stared at him and coldly said
"i am the regional reports manager"
we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life
salazar:hey everyone just wanted your opinion on something
salazar:okay what if we get giant versions of our house symbols
salazar:like godric would have a giant lion chilling out somewhere and rowena would have a big canary
rowena:its an eagle
godric:i dont think uh
salazar:it cant be too hard to find a huge badger
godric:okay dude wtf no this is ridiculous absolutely no giant house symbols
salazar:oh um okay because i kind of uh
helga:what did you do
the notebook problem: you see a notebook. you want to buy the notebook. but you know you have like TEN OTHER NOTEBOOKS. most which are STILL EMPTY. you don’t need to notebook. you’re probably not gonna use the notebook anyway. what’s the point? DONT BUY THE NOTEBOOK. you buy the notebook.
They don’t really touch. Women don’t shake hands with men. So the first time Darcy touches Elizabeth is when he helps her into the carriage. Which is a really beautiful moment because it’s the first skin on skin touch. I think today, we don’t think twice about that at all. I shake people’s hands, I give them a kiss, whatever. It’s interesting to think, if you don’t have that tactile nature, how important one touch can be. - Keira Knightley
TALKING TO PEOPLE
PLAYED KINGDOM HEARTS
DEALING WITH CRAPPY RELATIVES
WATCHING WRATH OF KHANWATCHING REICHENBACH FALL